Jon and Kate plus 8

Now come on - if we were female we'd be all over Johnny Depp like a bad rash. Admit it.

But we're not, so we ain't.

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Back to the matter at hand... sell it to me. Tell me what it's about, how it works (i.e. what makes it so good), and why I should find it and watch it online.

I'm female and lord know's I'd be all over Depp like a fat nerd on Lucas.

I don't see anything positive about Johnny Depp, even from a female standpoint. He is small, weak, looks like a mexican. These should all be turn-offs.

'Ee's all dark 'n mysterious like. Burton + Depp = Orgasmically delicous.

I guess I just don't see it, i'm sure K_A could fill me in a little more, or even Mantra.

Regardless, Ill elaborate more on this show later, it's just a cool show to watch if you want to backtrack on how serious your life is.

Lol he's a fucking hot pirate, I don't care who you are. :P

I know what i'm dressing up for on Halloween =)

He's a Kentuckian so the opposite sex can't help it .