Children?..

I am definately not getting kids. I refuse to pass on my fathers' genes. I figure at the way my sister is popping out puppies, I can rub off on one of them and allow my knowledge to be passed. Or my brother... he has one already too. So since I am only interested in passing on my knowledge rather than my genes, other kids will suffice.

I've seen too many out-of-fucking-control children in the store to even consider putting up with that kind of bullshit. No way I'd have the patience to raise a kid.

However, I would name mine Robert Bruce after my grandfather.

That is a good idea, name him after your grandfather.

I've seen too many out-of-fucking-control children in the store to even consider putting up with that kind of bullshit. No way I'd have the patience to raise a kid.

thats because the parents don't know wtf a backhand is. parenting is on raising your children in fear. for instance, i was scared to hell of backtalking my parents, even my mom would go get my dads belt and start swinning, you only wished she hit your butt at that point. I didnt act out as a child because i knew the consequences. Ever watch Nanny 911? Those kids dont understand the pain a pissed off mother can do... The out of control kids you see are because the parents dont know wtf to do!

I'm going to try not to beat my kids if I can avoid it, but I won't hesitate to kick some ass if they need it.

I'm going to try not to beat my kids if I can avoid it, but I won't hesitate to kick some ass if they need it.

Amen. No, you aren't a child abuser if you're just trying to keep your kid in line. I hate how parents think they can't have full control over their kids nowadays. You see too many kids bossing their parents around and their parents bend over backwards for them. Fuck that. As my father told me many times, "I brought you in to this world, and I can take you out of it."

My kids are going to know who's boss.

There was an incident a few weeks ago in which a father smacked his thirteen year old daughter (she was hammering on the neighbours door at two in the morning). She phoned the police, they warned him, and he lost his job.

There was also something in Canada last year where the parents disciplined their son, and he took them to court over it.

There was also something in Canada last year where the parents disciplined their son, and he took them to court over it.

The thing is that kid will probably now be screwed with no parents. I'd disown my child if he did that. Yes, I want to have children. Either a boy and a girl or 2 boys and 2 girls. My parents raised me in the best way possible, so I'd like the chance to "pay it forward" (if anyone has ever seen that movie). Also, I'm the only guy my parents had (2 older sisters), so I need to pass my last name on to other individuals (although, there's always my cousins who can do that).