govermental coverups

She does! My last tooth I lost I got $20.

The tooth fairy stole my wallet.

Bitch.

Did you try to steal from her? She'll do that shit if you tried to fuck with her cash.

When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, i put them under my pillow and got 20 dollars. Bitch didn't even take the teeth! I win.

Dammit, why can't I be that lucky?

Did you try to steal from her? She'll do that shit if you tried to fuck with her cash.

No. She jacked me in an alley after a night at the bar. Kicked me in the shins, cracked the back of my head with her wand, then shoved a snubnose .38 in my face and said, "Gimme your wallet, dipshit."

Bitch is cold.

stay on subject

Ooooh, we apologise, sir.

Then again, doth thou not thinketh that Ms. Tooth Fairy is a "govermental coverup"?

Lenny, be careful. He's very intimidating and dangerous *nods*.

Fuck that noise.