Lenny's Text to Speech!

I have a request for Lenny. This comes from a Dawkins book, so I've heard it in a British accent before, but it would be awesome to hear it from another British accent:

The God of the Old Testament is arguably the most unpleasant character in all fiction: jealous and proud of it; a petty, unjust, unforgiving control-freak; a vindictive, bloodthirsty ethnic cleanser; a misogynistic, homophobic, racist, infanticidal, genocidal, filicidal, pestilential, megalomaniacal, sadomasochistic, capriciously malevolent bully.

Just one moment whilst I untie my tongue, please.

Now, do you want that done in one take, or can I mix and mash?

Oh, and quoted so he can't change it:

I have a request for Lenny. This comes from a Dawkins book, so I've heard it in a British accent before, but it would be awesome to here it from another British accent:

EDIT: Here you go, MJ. If you want me to cut it down to just the quote, then I can do.

I'll have to wait till the morning to listen to it -- girlfriend's sleeping right now.

And that's what? Two mistakes this year, then?

Haha, yep. I even say in the recording that, "I've found his second mistake of the year".

Oh my fucking God, that was awesome!

Honestly you kinda sound more Australian than British.

Nonetheless, this is a fascinating exercise. I think Lenny may need his own podcast.

Nonetheless, this is a fascinating exercise. I think Lenny may need his own podcast.

I concur.

You make my username awesome! Why, oh why?! We just don't have the same effect when speaking.