Adult forum

God, what a terrible idea. This is the reason why:

Most any adult male has had the scenario occur where one of the guys in the group has just turned 18, and the rest of the crew wants him to score them some porn. So, he does, and all five or six of you sit there, weirdly quiet and uncomfortable as you watch some sleazy video, trying to conceal your gross teenage boners. You thought it would be funny or entertaining, but no. Now you're just aroused in a hot room full of dudes.

I'm not down with Zelaron, a gaming forum, turning into a sweaty room filled with nerd boners.

I can understand everybody's appreciation for porn. I personally believe it to be the backbone of the American economic landscape. However, I don't think you guys really thought this one out. Who wants to sit around and discuss porn? How would that conversation go? "I'm really intrigued by the way that mexican chick's labia hang down a half inch." "Dude, the duck butter running down that guy's asscrack looks the slime from Ghostbusters II!"

Porn is a solo experience for me. Not community entertainment. I'm so glad this never got implemented.