DMV Driver's License Test?

Now that's actually quite a good idea.

But while you're driving? They could be texting, shaving, and rocking out to music at the same time! I read somewhere that this guy in Germany was making brats on a portable grill and lit the cab of his truck on fire. Might have been on here. His blood alcohol was well over the limit.

Germans. They sure love their sausages. And beer.

But seriously, doing anything that requires concentration while driving is ludicrously stupid.

I can txt on my cell phone and still keep perfect concentration on the road, it's second nature almost I don't even have to pay attention to my phone whatsoever, and I feel that I still drive 500% better than most senior citizens.

Eh, I'm not comfortable texting while driving, but talking on the phone isn't a problem.

Yeah well I usually drive with one hand anyways and have my hand on the shifter or whatnot just resting in the middle, so texting isn't complicaiting at all, along with actually talking on the phone, both not a big deal, but there are plenty of people that I know personally who can't seem to multitask doing the simplest of things.

I end up having to keep my eyes on the phone too much while texting to be comfortable doing it while driving. I usually drive with one hand too, but often my texting is using words not in the T9 database, so I have to watch it too much to make sure I'm not sending something that sounds like it was translated from Babelfish.

Fuck that. I'm all about the shadow.

Oh, and we had a road rage incident in our pharmacy drive-thru lane last night. The guys got out of their cars and started yelling at each other. They were both pricks. I hate the concept of a drive-thru pharmacy.

You should have a tranq gun for when that happens. Just go park their cars for them, and set them in the driver's seat. Say that it is company policy.