Minor Grievances

Heh, if you're ever going to work in any sort of corporate environment, you better get used to it.

Papercut on my thumb from cooking last night. Don't ask me how, it just appeared.

Could be worse... I've counted no less than 22 papercuts on both hands. I know I get them at work, but I don't know how.

Well, this one is right at the bottom inside part of my thumb. It's almost in between it and my index finger, thank goodness it isn't.

Oooooh, that could've hurt. Mine are all on finger-tip, fleshy part, or back of the hand.

I remember the guys on Jackass papercutting themselves in the "webs" of their hands on purpose.

Ouch. I cut myself shaving the other night, hurt like a bitch. My balls have never been so sore.