Larry Birkhead is the father

She's going to outlive Charles at this rate. I mean ...honestly ...is there even any purpose to you alls' monarchy? They don't even have any power do they?

It's kinda like Bismark and Kaiser Wilhelm I (Germany 1871-1880ish). Whilst Bismark had the power, the Kaiser had the power of Bismark.

Same here - Blair has the power in this country, but the Queen can overule him. Though I agree that she's more of a figurehead than an actual ruler.

It'd be quite nice for her to outlive Charles, to be honest. I don't like him much, and William seems like he'd be a better King.

Charles is 60 next year, if anyone's interested.

Hugh Heffner turned eighty around 2 days (or maybe it was a re-run) ago, and Pamela Anderson promised him she'd have sex with him when he turns eighty.

I'm guessing pussy is the only thing keeping that lucky sonma bitch alive.

So the secret to a long life = Lots of pussy.