Stupid things you've done recently

BURN!!!

I told my best friend his gf would rather just play with her pussy than spend time with him... And his gf is now pissed, but he doesn't seem to mind now that they broke up.

All in all I was acting very stupid that day, I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

I got stabbed in the crotch too. (By aforementioned best friend)

Literally or figuratively?

Stupid things We've done huh?

Well I tripped on the curve of a sidewalk while staring at someone, while a bunch of people were wandering around close by, then I got up and turned around and my body went smack right in the center of my face on a lightpost, NOT COOL!

EDIT: After reading it to myself after posting it I realized this was not something stupid but accidental.

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

Depends if you actually jump, or if you crawl off of the side in order to ease your way down.

Crusher Parkour?

I literally got stabbed in the crotch. Got jeans to prove it, too.

Hooking up with my now ex-girlfriend was a huge mistake.

I tried to walk out of a room why watching tv and hit the wall

-It hurts more then is looks-

Chruser 13ft. is really not that high up, I've jumped from higher than that(roll when you near the ground so you won't get hurt at all).

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.

A mid-air roll gives your jump style, though... as long as you land right.

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

Methinks he meant a roll when you hit he ground.

Yeah, that's what I meant.

A mid-air roll sounds like a good way to earn a concussion or fatal injury.

Rolling when you land can turn a bone-breaking height jump into a barely-injuring height jump. It distributes the shock throughout your body rather than your feet or whatever you land on.

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And that is the stupidest think I've done....