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Posted 2007-02-16, 12:18 PM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Before my mom had her hip replacement:..."
Kinda reminds me of when I was taking a shower then a started jacking off with the soap. Then the tip of my dick started burning. .
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Posted 2007-02-16, 01:14 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Kinda reminds me of when I was taking a..."
Yeah, soap and shampoo are not good lube. But I don't use lube.
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Posted 2007-02-18, 01:25 AM in reply to KagomJack's post starting "Yeah, soap and shampoo are not good..."
Shampoo = bad times.

Also, another random side note: If you are applying Ben Gay or Icy Hot to your legs, be sure not to accidently brush your genitals. It was not fun.


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2007-02-18, 01:27 AM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Shampoo = bad times. Also, another..."
I would guess the fuck so, unless you're into CBT.
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Posted 2007-02-18, 01:23 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Shampoo = bad times. Also, another..."
Same with Axe Spray.
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Posted 2007-02-18, 03:06 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Same with Axe Spray."
Why on earth would you spray your balls with deodorant?!
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Posted 2007-02-18, 04:42 PM in reply to Lenny's post starting "Why on earth would you spray your balls..."
My friend told me it burns like the fires of hell, and I refused to believe him. -.-
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Posted 2007-02-18, 05:18 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "My friend told me it burns like the..."
I take it you believe him now?


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2007-03-10, 09:54 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "My friend told me it burns like the..."
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My friend told me it burns like the fires of hell, and I refused to believe him. -.-
Good save. Sovereign's crotch probably smells like a house of 1000 corpses.
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Posted 2007-02-18, 10:10 PM in reply to Sovereign's post starting "Same with Axe Spray."
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Yeah, no.
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