Ding Dong teh Whore is dead

I know! They made this into a HUGE ordeal. Doesn't bother me one freakin bit.

I think it got a 5 minute newsreport over here... and that was it.

England hates Anna Nicole Smith. Bastards.

I first heard it and thought it was a joke. Found out it was real and snickered a bit. While eating a Snickers... (the last sentence is false)

Her Fridge: Methadone, SlimFast, Butter, and Worcestershire Sauce.

WTF?

Its been on for the better part of a week now, dominated all our day time news channels. Must be a really slow week.

It must be an exceptionally slow week!

If a celebrity over here dies, then they get a 5 minute news report, and that's it - unless they're royalty or there abouts.

For example, Iain Richardson died last week, and he only got a 5 minute news report.

Not here! We give degenerates like this a week's worth of coverage. Fucking lame.

America sucks.

Yeah.

Her name is now on the cnn.com main page along with "Boy, 3, on fire runs into tree crying for mom" and "It's gross to kiss your sis -- and here's why "

My God... and I thought we had it bad with tabloids...