Canada is a country now.

I just didn't know about Canada.

1837 rebellions? 1867 Confederation? 1931 Statute of Westminster?

I mean, it's boring and not as interesting as war but you should at least have some idea.

lol we kicked ur asses in the revolutionary war and we would do it again if we duked it out now son

Yourself, the French and Spanish beat the British.

What? We were finally beaten by the French?!

Bastards!

Doesn't happen often, but when it does, it sure is embarassing.

Shoulda set fire frances grape supply. Any war would be over in days.

That's a question... do grapes actually burn that well?

if they're covered in gasoline...maybe

For some reason I don't think the English army had petrol in dayyes of olde.

I'm sure they had oil. And plants burn.