Your Friday the 13th Disasters

The one with the edited first post that is really confusing?

Edit: I see now, my condolences.

Well, I live in NJ, so the 13th didn't fall on a Friday this October for us.

I was here at work and had all of my stuff ready to load into a furnace(I work with Ceramics). I was up in the lab, knocked a ~18inch lab thermometer off of a desk and it shattered on the floor getting mercury everywhere. So I spent the rest of the night trying to figure out what to do with the mercury, trying to clean it up, talking to my supervisor, and calling the safety and health manager. I couldn't get the furnace loaded because I ran out of time(I originally had about 2 hours left, takes 1-2 hours to load a furnace.) Since it was a friday I really needed to get the furnace loaded, because next chance I would get was monday and we try to get furnaces running as soon as possible(they run a 2 week cycle, so we don't like to just take our time getting them loaded, that night effectively added 3 days onto that 2 week cycle.)

Mercury sure is fun stuff though.

Well, I live in NJ, so the 13th didn't fall on a Friday this October for us.

I don't get it.

Well, I live in NJ, so the 13th didn't fall on a Friday this October for us.

Do you use the Discordian calendar?

No, I use the Earth calendar. You two are just too stupid to understand the oppression NJ-ites have gone through since the start of Y2K.

I doubt I'm too stupid to understand it, just not informed.

Oppression?

It's no longer the 13th, but I recently had my car impounded, which was fucking awesome. Spent today going to Town Hall, RMV, Insurance Agency, another City Hall, then back to the RMV, and now I still have to go to the fucking Impound Lot and get my goddamn car back. Worst. Day. Ever.

Why was it impounded?