The Sephiroth-Class of Hype

Uh... well, my suggestion to you is to get a job or something. How old are you? If you already have a job, get more jobs.

I just couldn't read it because it was too long. I think it was just a rant that Sephiroth is known a lot better than Liquid, but both are pretty damn cool? Then there was something about a middle schooler or something at the end. I don't know.

Sephiroth is the best villain EVER. Bar none.

Ya man none will ever surpass Sephiroth because he has a badass trenchcoat and his sword is really fucking huge and he's awesome.

Plus did you see him chop up that girl when you totally didn't see it coming? Bad. Ass.

Summary=Sephiroth & Liquid suck, Titus. Shall I present sign language? *points to Paris Hilton photo* Suck like that only she's done more than they have. She's a musician, ya know.

You can NOT call that floozy a "Musician". Call her a musician and you insult millions of real musicians on the planet.

She's a money-wielding whore who's famous for the wrong reasons, hired someone else to do all the music for her, and probably didn't even sing it herself.

Well, it's more an insult to Sephiroth and Liquid. By providing a real-life and universally-hated bimbo as better, it serves my purposes of showing how much they are shit.