Witches

Don't pay any attention to the title of this. Unless you are one. Then you are more welcome than the others to speak to me. And people, don't ask me ifI'm racist. Because, I'm not. I hate everyone ( with an acception of the selscted few that I do like).

Got your cauldron all preheated to 375 degrees for Halloween?

No, only for my next human secrafice tonight.

66 posts. You're 600 off.

I live near Pendle, if that counts?

Pindleskin?

Nah. Pendle. Near Burnley.

It's traditionally been a meeting place of sorts for withces. In ye olde dayyes there were supposedly lots of withces who lived there. And since this area is a traditional mill place, they were forced to wear millstones round their necks if caught.

I think I might have been the only one to pick up on that.

You try to make it seem like people actually care.

Lenny and Willkillforfood, I believe I just found my next human secrafices. Thank you both.

Secrafice: Too perform oral on in secret.

No, to kill when I'm doing a ritual you dumbass.

Oh? Then that would be "your next human sacrifice" you dumbass.

Secrafice: No results found.

Sacrifice:
–noun 1. the offering of animal, plant, or human life or of some material possession to a deity, as in propitiation or homage.

That's right you psycho. Would you like for me to offer you to my God and Goddess?

Secrafice: Too perform oral on in secret.

HAHAHA! Sweet Jesus, sweet sweet Black Jesus, comedy gold.