Dumb work stories

We had a latter about 4 1/2 feet tall... and its one of those that stand up on their own. We'll I had the bright idea to jump on top of it and with foot on the top push myself up into the air. I ran as fast as I could jumped landed my right foot on it, all was going to plan, but my momentum was too much for the ladder to keep upright and just went forward then closed caused me to fall backwards right onto it. My ass, back, and head hurt for days.

One of many stories from ToysRUs, like us taking the razor bikes and ramming the x-game ramps in the back, or doing it with bikes, skateboards, playing baseball in the morning, football and me nailing a sign off hanging from the room causing it to fall. Splat all over, couldnt clean that shit up. Me taking a nap covered in stuff animals. We just do dumb stuff all the time