Somesing for... you

A long time customer came in today to get stuff printed out.

We call her frenchy.

Noone likes her.

Thank you for reminding me of her, fuckers.

Sorry, Sov. Today at work I was about to make a chocolate cone, and when I turned the handle to let the ice cream out, the cone popped out of my hand and shattered on the ground. No one told me that it had been out of mix since the night before... That clearly has no relevance whatsoever...

And at my work we kinda pissed off a wagon driver to the extent that he nearly knocked us all out. Big guy, too.

Ooooh, he's a big fella. He'd be a good boxer.
Can you box, sir?

The earth is really a person, the volcanoes are really just pimples on his face.

Infact, the earth is a noob.

Do I have a good theory going on here or what?

According to Blue Gender the earth is alive! So you may very well be correct.

Blue Gender? Who, or what, is Blue Gender?