I like your name, Kyle B. Stiff, isn't that from American Pie or something? Anyway, I'll try and play you're game.
The thing is... it's my real name! In grade school and high school I took so much heat from my name that I swore I'd change it as soon as I was old enough to legally do so. Then I realized it was the coolest name in the world. So, I'm sticking with it. People don't even bother to nickname me anymore; my own name is ridiculous enough. My dad was also a "B. Stiff" but nobody in his generation really thought it was funny. We live in more boner-oriented times.
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