Im finally on this site

Yeah but he is a Fire Crotch.

the temp in all mens pants is up to keep the testies warm. If it gets cold, then they rise into the body to keep warm. That or if a real ugly chick walks by.

That last part was the kicker, haha.

Well Ketchup's testes are warm enough to keep an entire room of testes above average temperature.

But if your testes get too warm, they can't produce sperm as well and the sperm they do produce die quicker than normal. Which is why the testes are in a little sac outside the body - to keep cool.

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

Oddly enough, I like Ketchup and have good times on Live, but I don't give a fuck what the temp of his balls are....

Unless they touch u.

That last part was the kicker, haha.

yea, it would have been weird if i didnt put that

its kinda wierd reguardless. why are you all talking about steves balls?

We're all mad, that's why. Why else?

Yes MAD MAD MAD!

O_o. well, seeing as how today is another holiday i dont have to celebrate, you guys should be on halo today

Dont worry we will be on later tonight.

good boys =)

but thats good! less sperm = less babies

You do know that even if there was 99.9999% less sperm there'd still be more than enough to get you preggoz.

The only reason there's so much is because not one will stop and ask for directions.

and they are to selfish to share the egg so they will go in all directions to be "the one"

and most fail. miserably. which is good cause that means no babies!

I wouldn't take my chance if I were you with just overheated testicles on your side :P.

I have sex with fake ugly chicks.