Bears: 1 Monkey: 0

Young boy nearby heard exclaiming "this is the best zoo ever!"

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) -- Bears killed and devoured a monkey in front of horrified visitors at a Dutch zoo, officials and witnesses said.

That's not horrifying, that is freakin awesome! You'd think the name sloth would give the monkey an advantage, too.

Apparently the coveted "feces" defense mechanism was ineffective.

It's a well know fact bears won't take shit from anyone.

I saw a person get hit with gorilla shit once, and another time I saw a gorilla eat its own shit. My dad said it was due to depression... who knows.

Yeah, when I was 9 I saw a primate take a shit in its hand, take a nibble, and then chucked it at the window. (indoor)

You have made my day. Thank you.

Best news story of the month!

Pure genius.