funny/cool/fun things your teachers did

Aaahm...No. My teacher was nothing like that. He was actually very good at teaching chemistry, but he was just a bit...easily amused by minor senseless destruction.

I'm pretty sure he never drew penis's on the whiteboard...or humped a filing cabinet...

Everyone is amused my mindless destruction.

When we start at the Grammar school, we have an open night where we get to know everyone. And little things about each person are read out. I can guarantee you, that every single lad has something about "likes blowing things up" in their description.

I remember one of my teachers was at the blackboard and all of a sudden got the urge to scratch himself. Well, he forgot that chalk was on his fingers and white dust marks were all over his pants, but he didnt notice. He walked around class asking whats so funny because we were all laughing, but noone answered. Well, eventually, another teacher came to borrow something, and falls over laughing. She, now crying, tells him to "EXAMINE HIS PERSONAL ZONE" and he flips out. He sat there wiping away at his crotch for at least 5 minutes and needless to say, he got the name, Mr White and Wipes