Shaken, not stirred.

Once a guy started having a seizure in a store when my dad and I were shopping. So my dad ran over and stuffed his wallet in the guys mouth.

that is just screwed up, dude.

Actually I'm pretty sure if someone is having a siezure you're supposed to put something in their mouth. If you don't they could bite off their tongue and choke to death on their own blood.

I'd have had Kaneda put his hand in the guy's mouth .

sorry, i thought it was to choke the guy, not save him