Favorite Beer

And that's the fun thing about drinking: numb body + no self-control = amusing times.

HA!

There was another party over the weekend. A surprise 16th Bday party for some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off. Anyway, one of my other friends was there, had 2 cans of Carling, he was completely wasted within 30 minutes. They found him outside, shivering and he had to go into hospital for a day or two to check for Pnuemonia.

Not really funny, but the fact is he's supposed to be able to hold onto his drink.

Oh the life of a British kids friends...

One time I went to this party and on the way there we were all already sort of drunk and riding our bikes (bicycle...) So we were riding and all of the sudden we see this guy on a moped. The moped/helmet looked alot like that of someone we know so we blocked the road and told him to stop... After a minute of talking to him we realise it isnt the guy we know but someone else and he's propably shitting his pants being held by 8 people...thinking we'd beat him up/rob him or something.

for some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off.

Hahahahahahahah a

Anyway, one of my other friends was there, had 2 cans of Carling, he was completely wasted within 30 minutes.

Completely wasted after two drinks?? That's ridiculous.

Well he is an athletic, tall, Ginger lad who apparently drinks a bottle of Vodka a week.

Or so they say...

EDIT: His nickname for a few years used to be "Serious Dan"...that says a lot about him.

some girl that one of my friends fancies the pants off.

You British have the queerest phrases. So cute.

yea like she said, the british are queers

Nah. They just have queer phrases.

I'da thunk that most of our phrases came from your guys...for some reason.

Next thing you'll be saying is that you've never heard: "Bless your little cotton socks!" before.

Anyway, the guy who had 2 beers and got wasted? Came into school today, and his pupils were crazy!

Quite literally: O o

Bless your little cotton socks?

Wtf? Lenny you truely are weird.

It's a phrase damn you! How can you never have heard of it?

"Fancies the pants off her", "Bless your litte cotton socks", "Lenny shut the hell up!". They're all British pharses that everyone has heard!

There are so many of them that you could use them to hit a donkey with a barn door!

And I've just crashed Trillian, my day just keeps on getting better.


His pupils are seriously weird.