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Posted 2005-11-08, 03:22 AM
Ok guys, what would u all want the most. Right now people are askin for tiny cell phones with camera, mp3, tv, radio, text msg, and online games. But if u could invent something that could benefit urself or others in anyway, what would u like the most?
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Posted 2005-11-08, 04:51 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
A device that can turn me into god.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 05:00 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
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Ok guys, what would u all want the most. Right now people are askin for tiny cell phones with camera, mp3, tv, radio, text msg, and online games. But if u could invent something that could benefit urself or others in anyway, what would u like the most?
A deoderant that attracts women into having sex with you no matter where you are.

Seriously tho I'd like a a wireless handheld contraption that plays music/movies/games/tv/internet/emulators.


Even more seriously, I'd like some sunglasses with built in computer/internet on them and make them so you cant even tell the difference from normal glasses.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 05:13 AM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "A deoderant that attracts women into..."
I want a chip implanted in your head that allows you to browse the internet.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 05:40 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
I want a donut arm-launcher.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 07:12 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
I was actually thinking of an invention during a range in Grafenwohr. It seems feasible enough, and I personally think it will be invented in the next thirty years. Remember I'm going for practical and creative here.

My invention is a pair of sunglasses. Of course they aren't just any sunglasses, they are meant to block UV rays better than any other sunglasses. For starters, the shading of the lenses is adjustable. That's not all, however. Have you ever looked in the direction of the sun and covered it with your finger? Well that's the idea behind these glasses. When you wear the glasses, wherever you look, there is a black spot covering where the sun is in your vision. The black spot is adjustable from nonexistent to twice the radius of the sun in your vision. The black spot could even be an image of a sun for cosmetic effect. This would create 99.99% glare reduction. I've given some thought to a few theoretical ways these glasses would work. For any of you that have ever fired toward or observed a point in the distance in the direction of an evening sun, the application of such a pair of sunglasses is instantly obvious. I know most of you don't see the sun much, not leaving the house and all...
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Posted 2005-11-08, 07:18 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
Something that makes people able to fly like superman, something small and easy to handle/carry. Maybe a suit, not bigger than normal clothes.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 09:37 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
Gnomish Mind Control Cap
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Posted 2005-11-08, 10:29 AM in reply to Randuin's post starting "Gnomish Mind Control Cap"
i want admin access
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Posted 2005-11-08, 11:27 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
I also want to get a device with which I can change peoples skin colour to whatever it is I'd like them to be.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 12:13 PM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
i want to invent the uww... world wide web just isn't expanded enough for me now
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Posted 2005-11-08, 12:24 PM in reply to Acer's post starting "i want to invent the uww... world wide..."
Yeah, it's time we start getting aliens to use this shit.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 12:26 PM in reply to Thanatos's post starting "Yeah, it's time we start getting aliens..."
Then we can h4x0rz their mothership!!


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My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
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Posted 2005-11-08, 12:28 PM in reply to JRwakebord's post starting "Then we can h4x0rz their mothership!!"
"so what did you do today?"
"oh nothin, just hacked into an alien mothership and flew it around for a bit.. was pretty cool."

FUCKIN SWEET
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Posted 2005-11-09, 02:59 AM in reply to gpkyo's post "Inventions"
Be realistic, lol, it would be boring being God. I like the sunglasses blockin out the sun, the heldhand cpu sounds sweet too. I have to look into that theory sounds sweet. I was expectin u guys to say things like how about a robot at the drive thru at the local macdonalds or stuff u see on the jetsons. Not too far off of course, but a low quality version if u will.
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Posted 2005-11-09, 08:01 AM in reply to gpkyo's post starting "Be realistic, lol, it would be boring..."
Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.
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Posted 2005-11-09, 08:49 AM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Something that follows me around and..."
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Something that follows me around and sucks my dick at all times. It would have to be small enough to fit in my pants so I could do it anywhere.
But I already invented your little sister.

buhahaha

Anyhow,

A motivation sensing device. It works similarly to a lie detector except for a few changes. First, you don't have to hook it up to someone. It could be a little hand-held scanner, in a pair of glasses, etc. Secondly, it doesn't sense whether they're lying or not. It senses if they have malicious intentions in whatever they're doing or saying at any given time.

or

A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.

or

A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.
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Posted 2005-11-09, 08:53 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "But I already invented your little..."
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A food tree that grows food whenever you plant it, so nobody would ever have to go hungry again.
Most people phrase that was "Iwant to end world hunger" but you win Ms. USA!!!!!

My invention would be ... a self updating computer. Like that automatically gets new updates (i.e. new prossessors more ram new version of software) so that you don't have to spend a couple hundred every year just to be able to play the new games that come out
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Posted 2005-11-09, 09:17 AM in reply to Medieval Bob's post starting "But I already invented your little..."
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A baseball bat with built in gay-dar.
Just make sure you dont wear it yourself, dont want that thing going off 24/7 do you?
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Posted 2005-11-09, 11:30 AM in reply to Sum Yung Guy's post starting "Just make sure you dont wear it..."
That's gay-dar. Not pimp-dar.

*sigh* Ya, I know it's pretty lame, but I couldn't come up with anything better.
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