Ooo, or you could totally go the bitch route and wear gloves (like lacrosse gloves). Mine of padded inside, of course, but have hard plastic panels on the outside. Would hurt like a mother if you got punched in the face with those.
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.
That really sucks a lot. You should do what my friend (Arkantis) did to this guy who stole his bike. He went up, took off his bike chain necklace, and whipped the guy in the face. Did it again and the guy ran off like a pussy.
Heres what you do: Do not contact the bitch, she will come back crawling after you once she realizes you're not phased by her actions and that you can keep going without her.