I walked into this party to find gruesome smashed out of his mind, dressed up as Fabio. He looks up from talking to this wicked hot chick to see me and his RA walking towards him, and he can barely stutter out my frickin name. "Ja-ja-ja-JAaaaaaaaaaake?!" Of course, he didn't remember any of this the next morning....
KagomJack said:
My girth isn't anything to bitch and moan about in long, elaborate paragraphs.