A shmoke and a crape and a wood ipod

OWWOWOOOW!!! It looks like some kind of horribly deranged mutation of a cow...did ya know that when a cow is sleeping it has no muscular control...except it's heart beating etc...so if you prod it it will fall over, most likely roll onto its back, swallow its tongue and die!! I've posted this before haven't I?? Apparently you can get iPod socks as well!!

Why don't you just shut your fucking face?!