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Item: ROYALTY WANTING TO ADVERTISE YOUR COMPANY (5594309130)
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vamp_chronicles is a potential buyer.

Dear family for sale.
I realize that you have personal values and do not wish to offened anyone. But everyone has a price correct? I just recently started my own company that produces a magazine (among other things) here in my city and I feel that your travels and image of your family (especially the children) would be perfect for my company. My magazine (which is what you will principally be advertising) contains alot of political slander, rumor and/or truth. Basically it's a source for people to express thier opinions and ideas on many subjects. I do not edit or hold my writers to any guidelines, so the clothing you are to wear may states ideas having to do w/ such subjects as child pornography, abortion, government empowerment, religion. I'm willing to spend a good deal of money on this as it would be a very wise investment for my Co. I'll start you off w/ a courtesy figure. 1,500$ Get back to me asasp please.
Much regards,
JTL


Their reply :

It is never to early to start saving for college, but we are only interested in G rated advertisers. Thanks for your inquiry and GOOD LUCK!!!

That was no fun!

Stupid people with their stupid morals.

I bet it's a scam.

Here's another one for ya, saw it a couple nights ago..
Most of them were going for like $500 at the time, I guess this one slipped through.

Ha ha...I'm loving the fact that the winner has to pay $169 on top of their $15.50.

They have to pay $184.50...sucker!!

I believe thats extremely cheap.

yes, it should have been $500 +/- +the $169

Shipping is shipping they still got a sick fucking deal on that bike.

It is cheap. It's just the fact that whoever won will be thinking they got it for $15.50. When they look at the shipping cost they will be so sick...

Well if they didn't look at the shipping cost before bidding then it's their own damn fault.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...ory=37931&rd=1

Beats out a Tiki any day

Yah I don't think that's gonna fit next to my computer. I'll put one on each side of my door to guard me in my sleep.

haha Awesome, but no Tiki wins

Or just in front of the door. Not like anyone could move the thing.

I've got a chess set that looks like those things...in green and white marble type stone...

Nice pair of dogs. I wonder if they know how to fetch...come on doggies, go fetch the postman...heh heh heh...

I got him a hat.

Or just in front of the door. Not like anyone could move the thing.

But there's no toilet in my room. How am I supposed to poop? Do it in my hand and then fling it out the window at people like a monkey at the Central Park Zoo?

Do it in my hand and then fling it out the window at people like a monkey at the Central Park Zoo?

Take pictures.