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Item: ROYALTY WANTING TO ADVERTISE YOUR COMPANY (5594309130)
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vamp_chronicles is a potential buyer.

Dear family for sale.
I realize that you have personal values and do not wish to offened anyone. But everyone has a price correct? I just recently started my own company that produces a magazine (among other things) here in my city and I feel that your travels and image of your family (especially the children) would be perfect for my company. My magazine (which is what you will principally be advertising) contains alot of political slander, rumor and/or truth. Basically it's a source for people to express thier opinions and ideas on many subjects. I do not edit or hold my writers to any guidelines, so the clothing you are to wear may states ideas having to do w/ such subjects as child pornography, abortion, government empowerment, religion. I'm willing to spend a good deal of money on this as it would be a very wise investment for my Co. I'll start you off w/ a courtesy figure. 1,500$ Get back to me asasp please.
Much regards,
JTL


Their reply :

It is never to early to start saving for college, but we are only interested in G rated advertisers. Thanks for your inquiry and GOOD LUCK!!!

That was no fun!