Summer

I think it's hilarious when people say that sub-90 temperatures are hot.

It was 103 here mid-May.

For us, sub-90 temperatures are hot...

Don't you guys measure temperature in Celsius??

No, but C*1.8 + 32 = F, so no biggie.

If you say so...

OWNED.

You fucking red coat.

That was around the Napoleonic wars...

Hey, at least we have an interesting history...you don't see the Americans beating off a French emperor loads of times...you don't see the Americans last charge of the light brigade...or the Americans being the biggest empire for a hundred years do you??

Oooh, the bill of independence...riveting...

Lenny makes a good point. I like Europe for the most part. It'd make for an interesting road trip.

you don't see the Americans beating off a French emperor loads of times...

Nope, that'd be silly.

Hey, at least we have an interesting history...

You're right. Reading about France getting streamrolled repeatedly is very amusing.

France has/had the worst army in the world. They lose like every war or conflict and just fall over and surrender.