How am I a fanboy? Because I can argue better than you? You contradicted me and I owned your ass. You couldn't come up with anything to say other than 'that's just stupid" and now you're acting like a sulking child over it.
On the other hand, Link is not pathetic at all. He is amazing. He could kill you, me, anyone, without thinking about it, without lifting a finger. Not only that, but he's amazing in bed!