Best Quotes from...Anything

Family Guy quotes ahead

Peter: I read it in a book or something
Brian: Are you SURE it was a book? Are you SURE it wasn't...NOTHING?
Peter: ..Oh..yea..
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Whn stewie and brian travel and stole a car
Stewie: Oh you have agood record now, Public Drunkeness, stealing a car...
Brian: Don't forget smashing your face against the car window..
Stewie: I dont remember..(brian stops and stewie flies forward hitting the window)...well I guess I walked right into that one.

From Futurama:

Zap Brannigan: Once the mother ship is down, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

From Futurama: Zap Brannigan: Once the mother ship is down, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.

Hahahahaha! Splended.

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"I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone."

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Nah, that's not a good quote. It looks like two disturbed boys who are unsure about their sexuality.

In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the
dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government
more to its liking.

In 1990, Iraq, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of
Kuwait, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its
liking.

-Slackware 9.1 (My OS)

Say allo to my lil friend
-Al pacino, Scarface

Same episode of Family Guy.

Brian is at a bar talking to a chick.

Biran: You could be in magazines. And not just 'Juggs' or 'Creamsicle' (spills drink at this point.) Chick leaves.
Brian: Call me!
Brian to the bartender: She won't call....

Family Guy

Pool Attendent to Peter: Sir, could you please move your van off the diving board?
Peter: That's not a van! That's my son!
Pool Attendent(yelling): Oh hey Tom! It's not a van, it's just a fat kid!