If you could meet anyone...

Slaynish, so I could shoot him in the head.

Jesus
Roberto Carlos
Hitler
John Kerry (see if he really is gay)

Slaynish, so I could shoot him in the head.

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm?

Have you ever been hunting?

Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name?

Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until.

Kthxyou

It would be fun to go back to the olden days and meet Jesus with a shotty.

I want to meet the guy who posted the mantis pic in D2 forums, and also Carlos, the pie lover.

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm? Have you ever been hunting? Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name? Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until. Kthxyou

Any answer to any of these questions you tell yourself is just an assumption.

In other words:

1. Yes, definitely.
2. Why would I kill animals when humans deserve it more?
3. No.

But....what if Jesus wasn't a good guy? What if you meet someone, and your vision of them is blown to hell? No need for me to worry, though.

Ingrid Newkirk (So I can eat a burger in front of her)
Zoroaster
Buddah
Confucious (spelling?)
Uma Thurman
Samuel L. Jackson
Morgan Freeman (If I still live in Mississippi, I could find his house there...but I'd be turned down probably)
Humphrey Bogart
James Cagney
Eli Whitney
John C. Calhoun (The man needed a few bitch slaps to get some sense in)
Henry Clay (The same reason as Calhoun)
George Washington

Ridley Scott
John Mathieson
Slawomir Idziak
Steven Spielberg
Hitler (I would kick him in the groin, just so I can say I did it)
Winston Churchill

Hitler
Dr. Mengele
Bruce Lee
Jet Li
Attila The Hun
Alexander The Great
Marcus Aurelius

Hmm, are you sure you can even operate a firearm? Have you ever been hunting? Are you going to use your own gun, registered in your name? Boviously, you havnt thought the assasination out yet. So stfu until. Kthxyou

You don't need a gun to kill somebody, shitbrick.

I've been hunting, And I would use my own gun, registered in my name, depends on what bullets you buy, where from and when is what most people get caught by.

[QUOTE=D3V]You don't need a gun to kill somebody, shitbrick.[QUOTE]

Just to make you look dumber you should notice that I expressly said "so I can shoot him in the head".

Just to make you look dumber you should notice that I expressly said "so I can shoot him in the head".

You might have meant shooting him with a pea-shooter?

I was thinking he might use a cool blow dart thing.

I could use a blow job

Or a potato laucher!

I could use a potato launcher.

Or maybe I was going to use a Glock-22 with .45JHP.

Or an AWP.

Or maybe I was going to use a Glock-22 with .45JHP.

No, I'm pretty sure you were going to use a pea-shooter.