My crazy ass day!

Don't let Mantralord see this one. He'll start demanding pictures, a clay mold of your member and five minutes alone.

Yeah, i know its not as exciting as i wanted it to be, but for gods sake i was walking down the halls thinking " Wows, this is the shittiest day of my life."

The only day that can compare is the day you were born.

The only day that can compare is the day you were born.

Yes, considering that you've got no idea what it was like and that i would be a 'retarted kid' seeing as how i'm so ' racist ' and ' stupid '.

Wait, what was that? I just compared my life to yours.

die2ukthxplzggnore

Lose some weight so you dont bust yer pants. And wear boxers... Fuck I woulda walked out from behind the curtain asking "Who's next?"

Where in my story did i incline that my button busted becuase my pants were too small?

No. I never said that.
Also, i wear fucking boxers stupidass. The way you just assume things just busts my fucking balls. It just busts my balls.

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Umm.. how can that be labeled a shitty day? So you had some pant misfortune. Big fucking deal.

I had a friend who was FUCKING FAT...like jabba the hut type fat...he would be riding his bike and when he stood up on his bike to pedal faster (which made him go even slower cuz he put all his god damn wight on the bike) you'd see a big fucking ass crack that looked like fat pussy. (he wore boxers too)

Man, I've got a fat friend like that. He doesn't wear a belt which confuses me because if there was ever somebody in need of a belt more than anyone else, it would be him.

The other night we were all partying and my friend walked up to my fat friend and stood next to him for next hit in the circle and the fat person's pants fell down as soon as my friend stood next to him. That shit was hilarious.

"Anyone who doesn't wear belt is not a man."

"Anyone who doesn't wear belt is not a man."

Yes, indeed.