Isn't Napoleon cool?

Napoleon was the only competent thing that came out of France that immediately comes to mind...

He was actually Corsican, not French.. hehe

He was actually Corsican, not French.. hehe

Oh well. Then France IS completely incompetent.

My DICK is average.

But I know how to FUCKING use it.

If it wasn't for the British, Napeleon would've conquered the entire world.

And he started as a little kid who got made fun of in school

Don : Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite : I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don : Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite : Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don : What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite : A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Farmer: Do they have what?
Napoleon Dynamite: Large talons.
Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said.

YAY!!!! Go Brits...we rule..........Did you know, both Napoleon and Lord Nelson were left-handed...

Lol...Napoleon Dynamite was 30% funny...but it was gay 'cause it was pointless.