Death of Zelaron?

Personally, I think the reverse is true. If we just banned D3V from, oh I don't know, the planet, I'd be willing to bet that we'd get an influx of new members equivalent to the population of Texas.

Ah, but if it were equivalent to the population of Texas, it would have a chance of BEING the population of Texas.

But then again, there's not enough rabid support here for Country music, the Death Penalty, and Dale Earnhardt to make that nightmare a reality.

Yeah, but the population of Texas isn't the absolute worst we could expect.

We could get Utah in here, singing Mormon hymns and preaching Joseph Smith's insane, ass-backwards gospel to the memberbase. I'll take rednecks over Mo-Mo's any day.

We used to have a group of Mormons stop by our house when I lived in VA. Zac and I would answer the door shuffling a deck of cards and whatnot. We would sit there and talk/argue/whatever with them for quite a while.

They stopped by quite often, but they weren't always the same guys. I think they sent us their newbies for training or something.

Personally, rednecks bother me more than any group of people than I can put my finger on. As you can guess, I was very popular at High School in Southwestern Virginia.

Rednecks are certainly bad sometimes, but Hicks are much worse. You won't find anybody more abrasive or irritating than someone who actually thinks he's a cowboy.

I've got plenty of Recneck in my family. If I ever find myself related to a Hick, I'll shoot the person responsible. In the ass. Several times.

I guess I can't distinguish between the two.

Redneck = Dimebag Darrell (A lot of Rednecks are actually awesome)
Hick = Toby Keith (No Hick is awesome)

Redneck = Dimebag Darrell (A lot of Rednecks are actually awesome) Hick = Toby Keith (No Hick is awesome)

Ah. Good call.