Persuasive Speech

I guess I'm out of the loop with Comic books, and thank God. If they actually had the tenacity to have Batman defeat Superman, and all those others, a sad day has come over the comic book world. That is just ludicrous, and if you don't agree with that.. I don't know.

You can be the smartest guy in the world. If you are a human getting a single punch from a super-strong super hero, you will die instantly. Clear as day. Your ribs will calapse into your heart. Your head will be smashed in two. I just don't understand how the speed and strength of Superman was defeated? Granted Spidey is no Superman, but he is certainly 100 times stronger than Batman.

Comic books now suck in my mind. I have an itch to go a burn all 1000+ comic books I own. Or sell them.

well....i am kind of going for batman now, ok you see titus in the justice league show on cartoon network, i saw this episode where he was fighting this guy that could smash WONDER WOMAN, which she also has super strength.... and i saw him HIT batman and batman still got back up.... so if i go by the show, i would now say batman would win, besides in that show he does very smart things like how wonder woman is attractive to him and wants to date him but batman declines even though he likes her too because they would just capture wonder woman batman would go after her

1 word for you titus: Kryptonite.

What a hero! He can pick up tanks, fly, and all this other spiffy stuff, but throw a certain rock at him and he's fucked. Pft.

Heh, I guess you have to give him some sort of downfall. So, what is Spidey's kryptonite?

Mary Jane maybe?

Heh, that motivates him if anything.

What if they offed the bitch, would he lose his motivation?

Heh, I guess you have to give him some sort of downfall. So, what is Spidey's kryptonite?

I already told you: his post-teenage insecurities.

Titus, Batman doesn't win his fights by simply beating the hell out of his opponents. He does it by outsmarting them. In fact, his greatest victories have been accomplished with no violence at all, just a keen intellect and the villainous knowledge of how to use his opponent's emotional weaknesses against them.

Not all battles are fought with fists. Batman fights with his mind, and with that brain he has crippled his enemies in legions.

1 word for you titus: Kryptonite.

And red-colored ultrviolet light...and he can't see through lead.

Plus, Spiderman does not really have any destructive powers with the exception of his amazing strength... Which is no match for the Batmobile...

Spiderman: "Let's see how you stand up to my spidey-punch!!!"

Batman: *Laugh as he presses the red button to launch the rocket into Spiderman's face*

He'd be a hell of a lot more subtle than that, Randuin. The fight would begin and Bats would say something to the effect of:

"Parker, just stop. The fight's already over. You remember that Ham and Cheese bagel you ate for breakfast? There was a microscopic neurotoxin capsule hidden in it. The casing completely dissolved in your digestive tract about ten minutes ago and the toxin will be taking effect in three...two...one...now."

*Spidey suddenly goes cross-eyed and collapses on the ground*

The End.

Titus, Batman doesn't win his fights by simply beating the hell out of his opponents. He does it by outsmarting them. In fact, his greatest victories have been accomplished with no violence at all, just a keen intellect and the villainous knowledge of how to use his opponent's emotional weaknesses against them.

Example please.

And c'mon now. Is that the best you can do? Poison Spidey to win? Let me hear how he would cripple Spidey without throwing a fist or any combatitive move.

a lot like the way Hannibal Lector got that dude to cut away to his own face.