Astronomy is just a conspiracy! The Earth is flat!

Poppycock! ALl of this is just pointless poppycock!

Oh my god that word! I knew this kid in 6th and 7th grade who would get unbelievably pissed if we called him that. I forgot about that word!

In first grade, my friend called this puerto rican guy potty mouth and got beat up in the art room.

In first grade (before I knew what it ment) I was sitting there wiggling a loose tooth with my middle finger. All of a sudden this kid comes out of nowhere and goes "Umm-um-mum-mum, I'm telling." And I'm like, "On what?" And he goes, "You stuck your middle finger up." And I'm like, "OK." So the teacher's like, "Don't do that again." And I'm like, "Why. What does it mean?" And she's like, "Just don't do it again."

I called someone a mother fucker in 1st grade. The teacher didn't do anything.

I called someone a mother fucker in 1st grade. The teacher didn't do anything.

Your teacher was more lenient than mine.

I used to get yelled at for laughing in class. Damn you Mrs. Gullickson!

I used to get yelled at for laughing in class. Damn you Mrs. Gullickson!

I got time-out once for digging at a tree.