Someome went around poking holes in tires last night. As far as I know, they got two people, quite possibly more, who parked on the street last night. A pickup truck, and a Corvette, on my Mother's block (house sitting for her). I almost parked on the street like I always do, but figured fuck it and parked in the driveway. Whew, boy was I relieved!
Maybe tonight we'll fly so far away... We'll be lost before the dawn...
Last year some ass tried to tp my house, but apparently was too weak, and decieded to try to tp a 8 foot tall shrub instead. Needless to say they did a very shitty job, and obviously used one sheet of toilet paper.