The Fifth Book of Lenny

God stop fucking bringing this back from the dead.

Sorry. I could make a new thread for each book, but that just wastes space. Here, they're all in one thread.

God stop fucking bringing this back from the dead.

And so the resurrection continues. It seems fitting to resurrect with replying to above post.

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The Ninth Book of Lenny..........

And so Lenny crawled out of the pond.
And the people laughed at him all wet.
And Lenny became angry and threw the laughers in the pond.
And the people laughed at the laughers.
And Lenny said: "This pleases Lenny."
And Lenny went inside his house and had a shower.
And the water was too hot and burnt Lenny.
And he recieved medical attention.
And he was cured.
And he went home.
And the phone rang.
And so Lenny picked up the phone and answered: "Yo dude, you have reached the marijuana hotline. Sorry but we are not in at the moment. Press the # key and we will send you a free sample. Dude."
And he put the phone down.
And it rang again.
And he answered.
And a voice said: "STOP RESURRECTING THESE GOD-DAMNED BOOKS!"
And Lenny looked at the reciever.
And he said to it: "I am a personal friend of God, and do not think he would like you saying that."
And the reciever shouted back: "LIKE HELL. NOW STOP IT OR I'LL ZAGGGONISE YOU!"
And the reciever went dead.
And Lenny shrugged.
And Lenny sent zagggon a basket of highly poisonous Mantra plushie dolls.
And so zagggon became so excited he became dead.
And Lenny attended his funeral and made a fool of zagggon.
And GravitonSurge appeared and made a fool of Lenny.
And the people laughed.
And Lenny ran off.
And there was much rejoicing.

Instead of just refreshing this thread, just edit your post. That way only people that want to read this shit have to see it. Or kill yourself, either way everybody wins.

Right. So you wanna read this thread? That why you answer it?

Right. So you wanna read this thread? That why you answer it?

You fucking douchebag, nobody wants to read your inane bullshit "stories". Shut the fuck up.

Yet the thread is still open. It has been hijacked, spammed to hell and back, and filled with my incessant shit, yet it still lives. And it has had 300 and more views, with this being the 60th reply. Once someone closes, I will confine it all to the WRT, or resurrect my "The Cr*p that is Lenny" thread.

It won't die off until a mod. puts a stop to it. I doubt spam will stop it, because it all fits in with the books, before contributing to a book.

I for one would like to see the thread progress, and argue a bit with the replies before writing another book, and repeating the process.

One thing I'm surprised about, is that Mantra. hasn't made a big appearance yet. He has made one, but not the best. I'm just waiting for "Floor Tile" to pop up somewhere. And then Book 10 will be on its way.

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My bad, Mantra hasn't made any appearance in this thread. I seem to remember putting him in a book, though I doubt I did.

Yet the thread is still open. It has been hijacked, spammed to hell and back, and filled with my incessant shit, yet it still lives. And it has had 300 and more views, with this being the 60th reply. Once someone closes, I will confine it all to the WRT, or resurrect my "The Cr*p that is Lenny" thread. It won't die off until a mod. puts a stop to it. I doubt spam will stop it, because it all fits in with the books, before contributing to a book. I for one would like to see the thread progress, and argue a bit with the replies before writing another book, and repeating the process. One thing I'm surprised about, is that Mantra. hasn't made a big appearance yet. He has made one, but not the best. I'm just waiting for "Floor Tile" to pop up somewhere. And then Book 10 will be on its way. ---------- My bad, Mantra hasn't made any appearance in this thread. I seem to remember putting him in a book, though I doubt I did.

Floor Tile. Are you happy?

Yet the thread is still open. It has been hijacked, spammed to hell and back

Everything you post is fucking spam. Kinda like what I am doing right now, its useless just like you. Stop posting now!