Probably a lot of yelling, a lot of commotion and two or three of them forcing their way behind the counter to harass me further. It would cause an unbelievable number of extra problems to just try and ignore them.
Universal health care, no Hill Climb and (from what little I know of it) a fairly low crime rate. If I wasn't so diametrically opposed to moving somewhere colder than here, I'd probably end up migrating.
Plus, Silicon Knights is based in Canada, and SK kicks ass.