The cr*p that is Lenny.

Worse than 9/11? Fill me in!

Ever tried tying somebody to a rope in the back of a vehicle and be dragged in the pavement with a sprinkler on the vehicle shooting lime juice?

Dude pimp. Let's do that to Lenny.

I actually laughed at this: If you watch too much television, your eyes are supposed to go square, like the television, so why don’t they bring out an eye shaped television so if someone watches too much television, their eyes go eye shaped? Simple.

But other than that, you suck.

Go ahead, hate me.

I propose a new forum: "The Childrens Section"

People like Lenny can post there.

And we can insult them like their parents. Hopefully setting them straight for society (Flame Forum)

Randuin, what you mean worse than 9/11 fill me in? SOmething that I said or Geekstar? Or are youn talking about me? I don't know anymore. Oh well, more...

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I'll stick some jokes in, thought they were good, so added them to my verbial repertoire.

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Joke number 1:

A blonde and a brunette were sitting on their red settee in their flat watching the news. Neil Armstrong had just landed on the moon. The blonde looked at the brunette and said:

“We were first on the moon, not him.”
The brunette agreed.

“We were the first in space as well.”
The brunette agreed.

“And we’ll be the first on the Sun!”
“Er … we can’t do that. The Sun’s too hot,” said the brunette.

“Oh that doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “we’ll just go when it’s night time.”




Joke number 2:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a nice blonde and a fat woman were sharing a train compartment on a train. After a while the train went into a tunnel. WHACK! Someone had hit someone. When they came out of the tunnel, three people could see a slap mark on the Frenchman’s left cheek, and one certain Frenchman could feel it. Oh, of course, the four people started thinking. The nice blonde thought:

“That Frenchman must’ve laid his hands on the fat woman mistaking her for me in the dark, so she hit him.”

The fat woman thought:

“He must’ve laid his hands on the blonde and she slapped him.”

The Frenchman thought:

“That Englishman must’ve laid his hands on the blonde and in the dark, she mistook me for him and slapped me.”

The Englishman thought:

“I hope we come to another tunnel soon so I can hit that French swine again.”

And last but not least;


Joke number 3:

Erm...that’s it. Here is the last joke you will see in my book folks. Enjoy:

Did you hear about the Irish shoplifter?
He was found dead under Asda.

I dislike you.