The Fifth Book of Lenny

Why are we talking about D3V? It gives the attention he seeks.

It's a book, of course its possible to get a minus pH. I also think it's possible in real life, my be just a technicallity though. Anyway, look at this, this si seriously wrong and scary, I found whilst trying to find how it is poss. to get -pH acids:

http://www.scienceforums.net/forums/index.php

I'm not an expert, nor do I give half a damn about chemistry, (or biology for that matter) but the pH scale stops at 0.

It's measured on the concentration of hydrogen ions in relation to distilled water. If something were to have a -1 rating, it would have to have 100,000,000 times the concentration of distilled water.

To round my statement out, I'm guessing that there is more than one part hydrogen ion per hundred million parts of distilled water. Thus, the substance that has a pH of -1 would have to be composed of MORE than 100% hydrogen ions.

'S a technicallity then, unless I can find otherwise.

What do oyu think about Physics?

Or that Science Forum? Now that's just plain wrong.

Why is a science forum wrong?

We've attempted a couple of scientific debates here... One that I can think of was a self-proclaimed black hole expert mentioned time dilation, and I so kindly ripped his statement into tiny pieces and pissed on them. He never posted here again.

I think with some activity, input, and intelligence, it would be great.


(By the way, a physical impossibility does not count as a technicality.)

Yeah, but a whole site dedicated to Science discussions? That's why we've got schools. And I'm perfectly sure it is in someway possible to get a -pH acid, even if it means lots of calculations which give the answer as a minus for something like 0pH. I'm sure I'm right but, oh well.

Right, ideas for the sixth book are needed. Leave me alone for a bit.

What I said up above *points* was that a solution would have to have more than 100,000,000 times the concentration of... Fuck it; I'll say this in easy terms.

Say this shit I'm talking about (hydrogen ions) are red pixels.

Water is a white circle with some red pixels in it.

Something with a pH less than 7 has MORE red pixels than that water circle has.

Now, to have a -1 pH, you'd have to have 100,000,000 time more pixels than that white circle. If the circle is... say... .00001% red pixels (BECAUSE THAT IS THE ACTUAL PERCENTAGE OF HYDROGEN IONS IN PURE WATER), then your substance with a negative pH would have to be 1000% red pixels which is a physical impossibility.

This circle:
cannot have more red pixels in it than it already does. It's 100% red pixels. It's already composed of ALL red pixels.