Ever have one of those days....?

Every time I wake up, I usually black out for like two seconds, and the bad thing is, I always black out RIGHt in front of the stairs, yet I usually manage to stagger over to the giant pile of laundry in our hallway and fall on it in time. This usually happens to me because when I get up, I usually force myself, so I have to hop out very quickly, and I get all woozilly.