Dumb ass Poem.

What do you Mean by 'number one'. A girlfriend or something?

Running with that, I don't think hyperbole is the word you're looking for.

"The fatality of the exaggeration has come from a gun"

If that's what you're going for, it must be so deep that I can't see it.

.... Point being you are NOT Allowed to flame outside the Flame Forum.

Yes, but aren't you flaming? I must have missed when "dumb ass" became an euphamism for "cool."