You know something people don't talk about in public anymore?

Yes, yes it is.

DUH. Of course it is George Carlin. He is God.

That was the opening line of "Complaints and Grievances".

I first thought the thread was just going to say "Pussy Farts", and then I was going to kill Slim for plagarizing God.... but it is all good, because he didn't do that.

Let's keep random George Carlin quotes flowing, I still get a laugh out of them.

Favorite Carlin bit:

Shit
Piss
Cock
Cunt
Cocksucker
Motherfucker
Tits

Nope, he later said that "motherfucker" didn't count because it was a form of the word fuck. Also cocksucker isn't that bad since it's a compound word and neither part is really that bad.