Just when you.......

Hahahahahhahahahahhahhahaha, that was the first time I have actually laughed out loud in the longest time on Zelaron.com. Excellent work Platnum.

And MAC, is there any way you can encourage them to commit suicide?

Not without getting fired, and if found out I encoruged them I would be jailed. I belive its a 7 to 10 year sentence If an officer helps an inmate commit suicide. I'll go look it up and find the term.

Edit:

Couldnt find the term online or in my employee hand book, and I'am not gonna ask at work Because they'll put me working the trusty dorm, Which is were all the rats are housed. You do anything wrong in there and the warden hears about it the next day.

That's fucking awesome, Platnum. Kudos.

*WHAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!*

I think (I heard this) that helping an inmate commit suicide is like, 5-20 years

Could you kidnap an inmate and brainwash him/her to think you are god?

Theres allready a few in there that think the cats that wonder around the prison are gods messengers..
i just stay away from those, talking to the guy that thinks he's a boxing champ is kinda funny tho.

Dude, go to work dressed as an angel and see what they say!

I would be sent home for being out of uniform.
uniform is
Class A shirt
Class A pants or BDUs (I wear 501 Tacts)
Black Shoes
Optional Black Cap

post a pic of the outfit, lol.

post a pic of the outfit, lol.

he has uniform fetish.

There is a picture of him, in uniform, in the Zel member's picture thread.

There is a picture of him, in uniform, in the Zel member's picture thread.

lol, didn't quite catch that.

Just for your "uniform fetish"




No pic of pants cus there in the wash.