You gotta be careful, slaynish's intelect is highly superior to us, he might make us think that he is stupid when he really is just to turn it back on us to make us think that we aren't as stupid as him when in the end he will just really be mocking us.
First off, you are as stupid as Slaynish.
Secondly, Ron Jeremy is hardly "Queer", and I am sure he has had many anal sex endeavors.