I'm going to change this around a bit, because it saves me work.
KagomJack said:
(1) No...you don't.
(2) w/e
(3) I'm not trying to do the psychology thing, I actually want to fuck you in the ass.
(4) you really are sexy.
I don't read self-help books. I read provocative and life-changing books such as "Daddy, No". My life has more meaning to me than yours probably does to a lot of people, which would explain why I love to eat assholes. I do suck it, a lot, but I lend sympathy and caring to others because I am the opposite of you: a flamboyant homosexual.