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Posted 2004-04-19, 05:04 PM in reply to Acer's post starting "It does to me for the reason... if you..."
The only way I would jerk off in front of other guys, would be if it was a gangbang porno starring Marisa Tomei or Uma Thurman and I was next.

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Posted 2004-04-19, 05:51 PM in reply to Adrenachrome's post starting "The only way I would jerk off in front..."
Those seem to be fair terms, I will go with those too.
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Posted 2004-04-19, 06:52 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "Those seem to be fair terms, I will go..."
I am pretty sure those "few times" is when you run out of condom..... It sucks ass when you can't find a fucking condom when you need one!!!!!!
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Posted 2004-04-19, 07:12 PM in reply to RoboticSilence's post starting "Penny_Bags, it's called a play on..."
RoboticSilence said:
Penny_Bags, it's called a play on words. Since the word "with" can mean many things some of which are relevant to my point (In the company of; accompanying: Did you go with her? and In the same group or mixture as; among: planted onions with the carrots.) you can technically reach the conclusion that I mentioned.
Yes, it was a play on words. When you say you are "having sex with your friends", the "with" definition you are using is the one you described in that post. However, I am saying that arguing a "play on words" (a type of pun), isn't a very efficient, or construct way of making a point. Seems to be the equivalent of preschool name calling*...

Obviously, though, you weren't trying to make a point, you were merely trying to be funny. However, I didn't see you coming off as even slightly punny

*I'm rubber, bitch.

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Posted 2004-04-19, 07:52 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Yeah... but supposedly like 85% of guys..."
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Yeah... but supposedly like 85% of guys would do it with close friends, for kicks... horny teens usually.
Where the hell do you get your little statistics?
that crap is bullshit and you're pathetic for researching such things

Anyway you put it that wouldn't be right and I would never do it!
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Posted 2004-04-19, 07:59 PM in reply to sheerx's post starting "Where the hell do you get your little..."
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Where the hell do you get your little statistics?
that crap is bullshit and you're pathetic for researching such things

Anyway you put it that wouldn't be right and I would never do it!
www.jackinworld.com conducted a survey, and 85% of people were too modest to admit publicly, but if they were 100% sure that the said person would agree, they would go for it. I guess I, along with most of Zelaron fall into that 15%.

So I am pathetic for stumbling across something while browsing for some good pr0n? Fuck yourself. Maybe I can read faster than half a page an hour, and manage to catch little things like that while skimming. Don't clutter up this thread with your trash of posts.
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Posted 2004-04-19, 09:06 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "www.jackinworld.com conducted a survey,..."
I am going to have to say that if they asked a bunch of teenagers most of it was shit lies and jokes most teens make everything out of those things.
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Posted 2004-04-19, 09:36 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "I am going to have to say that if they..."
Im just going to comment on this once and say that the people/sickkids that do jack off to porn together are not whom you think they would be. You know there is always that semi-big group of kids that think they are more popular then everybody else and are total assholes to everybody, well, those sick little moo cows are the ones who comit this sick little ritual. I had the distastefull fate of walking in on one of my brothers and his fagg little group of dick rubbers as they performed the sick little practice and I can tell you that I never have stepped foot in that room since. It must be the feeling of unity that they feel or some gay queer shit because they seem to enjoy it to an extent that is, well to say the least, very disturbing . I think that is why they are constantly at each others houses where all they ever do is go in each others rooms and shut the door.
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Posted 2004-04-19, 09:52 PM in reply to zagggon's post starting "Im just going to comment on this once..."
Maybe your brother is a chick and his stud manly friends like showin' off their huge wankers?



A mere conjecture.............
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Posted 2004-04-19, 11:33 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Ew.... GAY!!! Oh god, that reminds me..."
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Ew.... GAY!!! Oh god, that reminds me of the really nasty site you [Raziel] posted in the chunnelling thread that got shitcanned Oh no!
Okay, dude, that was Something Awful, not a fucking chunnelling website. It was from an article called "The Weekend Web" where the SA writers make fun of gross forums like the one that the whole chunnelling thing came from.

I never posted a link to a goddamned chunnelling website. Stop saying that I did. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME?
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Posted 2004-04-20, 05:56 AM in reply to Raziel's post starting "Okay, dude, that was Something Awful,..."
Ok, but it did paint some nasty pictures witht he wording. I should have clarified, it had 2 paragraphs on chunneling, no pictures. Those would haunt me for life.
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Posted 2004-04-20, 11:00 AM in reply to zagggon's post starting "Im just going to comment on this once..."
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Im just going to comment on this once and say that the people/sickkids that do jack off to porn together are not whom you think they would be. You know there is always that semi-big group of kids that think they are more popular then everybody else and are total assholes to everybody, well, those sick little moo cows are the ones who comit this sick little ritual. I had the distastefull fate of walking in on one of my brothers and his fagg little group of dick rubbers as they performed the sick little practice and I can tell you that I never have stepped foot in that room since. It must be the feeling of unity that they feel or some gay queer shit because they seem to enjoy it to an extent that is, well to say the least, very disturbing . I think that is why they are constantly at each others houses where all they ever do is go in each others rooms and shut the door.
How the hell do you go about organizing one of these things, gotta be awkward.
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Posted 2004-04-20, 01:28 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "How the hell do you go about organizing..."
Okay, comeon RS, rebuttle me to death, I thought I actually had something going!
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Posted 2004-04-21, 07:42 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "How the hell do you go about organizing..."
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How the hell do you go about organizing one of these things, gotta be awkward.
Yeah I really can't imagine someone saying "Hey, let's go whack it together." To me.
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Posted 2004-04-21, 07:46 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Yeah I really can't imagine someone..."
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Yeah I really can't imagine someone saying "Hey, let's go whack it together." To me.
Me neither. God that IS having sex with them. I seriously think they do that either to show off the size of their dicks, or they are homosexuals who can't be aroused by women.

Pathetic freaks are what they are. I would kick my brother's ass if I ever caught him doing that.
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Posted 2004-04-21, 07:57 PM in reply to HandOfHeaven's post starting "Me neither. God that IS having sex with..."
Yea, thas right, I wouldnt do anything if I cought my brother doing that, Just keep it for a wepon later.
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Posted 2004-04-21, 08:35 PM in reply to Arkantis's post starting "Yea, thas right, I wouldnt do anything..."
Ghey.

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Posted 2004-04-21, 08:36 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Ghey. [size=1]Ten noob limit[/zise]"
Fuckin' stoner spelled size with a z in his tag. I love you.
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Posted 2004-04-21, 08:38 PM in reply to Penny_Bags's post starting "Fuckin' stoner spelled size with a z in..."
Let's make babies?
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Posted 2004-04-21, 09:50 PM in reply to kaos's post starting "Let's make babies?"
Sorry, my tubes are tied.
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